Welcome to Cursed-Marketplaceβ„’! πŸ’€πŸ”₯

Your one-stop shop for everything you never knew you didn't want! 😭✨

⚑ HOT DEALS! Your soul for a slightly used spork! Limited time offer! ACT NOW! πŸ˜±πŸ’–

Your Cousin's Left Sock 😏

A cursed sock

Certified pre-owned. Origin unknown. Smells... of victory? πŸ’©

$420.69 πŸŽ‰

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Genuine Unopened Jar of Air 😱

Jar of air

1-Liter capacity. Sealed since 2009. Unbeatable quality air. βœ¨πŸ’–

$12.99 😏

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The All-Seeing Blinking GIF 😭

A blinking GIF

It's always watching. Perfect for decorating your GeoCities page. πŸ˜±πŸ’€

$999.99 πŸ”₯

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The Cursed LeBron James Rock

A cursed image of crying LeBron James

From the depths of the internet, this rock does... things?

$9.99

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Haunted Fidget Spinner

A haunted fidget spinner

It spins forever. It screams. It spins more. You'll love it!

$150.00

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Broken Computer by German Kid

A smashed computer monitor

One careful owner. Well, maybe not so careful. Screaming NOT included.

$1.99

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Jar of Pure, Unadulterated Cringe

A jar filled with cringe

Bottled moments of pure social discomfort. For the discerning collector.

$6.66

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Gordon Ramsay's Cringe Sandwich

A cursed sandwich, Ramsay style

From a kitchen nightmare. It tastes like failure.

$199.99

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Bill Gates' Cursed Wallet

A cursed wallet with money

The very wallet that once held more money than you'll ever see. It is empty now, but its power is immense.

$1.99

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The Bag of Cursed Chips

A bag of cursed chips

They smell delicious. They are crunchy. They are not for you.

$4.99

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The Cursed Leftover Pizza

A sad, old pizza

This pizza has seen things. It tastes of cold cheese and broken promises.

$0.50

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