Gordon Ramsay's Cringe Sandwich

From the depths of a five-star kitchen nightmare, this is a sandwich that has personally been called a "donut of shame" by the master himself. It is a monument to all that is wrong with the culinary world. It smells of failure and regret.

Warning: May still contain traces of tears and a deep sense of inadequacy. Do not consume. You might just become the next great idiot sandwich.