Your Cousin's Left Sock
This isn't just any sock. This is THE sock. Legend has it, it was worn once, and never washed. It holds secrets of the cosmos and smells vaguely of Cheeto dust. Perfect for adding a touch of mystique to your life. Warning: May cause spontaneous existential dread.
$420.69
Why You Need This Sock (Totally Legit Reasons)
Don't just take our word for it! The internet agrees this sock is 100% Legit!
Trollolol! I'm totally buying this to prank my friends with its mystic powers. It's so troll!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... I accidentally bought two. My life is ruined, but at least I have a new pair of cursed socks.
Customer Reviews (1/5 Stars)
"It... it won't stop whispering."
- Cursed_Soul_73
"I put it on, and now my Wi-Fi is sentient and judging me. Please help."
- xX_Memelord_420_Xx
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