The Cursed Sassy Cat Portrait

This is not just a portrait. It is the vessel of a cat's eternal disapproval. Hang it on your wall, and you will feel its judgmental gaze upon you, forever. It will silently question your life choices, your fashion sense, and your dietary habits. It is the perfect companion for anyone who needs a constant reminder that they could be doing better.

Warning: Prolonged exposure may lead to a sudden, unexplained urge to buy more cat food. For it is hungry. And it is judging you.