Once upon a time, in the ancient year of 2009, two noble meme-smiths, Trollface McGee and Rageface McDerp, found themselves bored and with too much time on their hands. They sought to create a monument to the internet's weirdest and most unholy creations.
Using nothing but pure, distilled **internet energy** and a slightly used copy of Dreamweaver, they manifested The Curiosities & Curses Emporium from the digital ether. Its purpose? To sell items that could only be described as "FML" or "Y U NO..."
Our mission is simple: To provide you with artifacts that will make you question your life choices. We believe that true value isn't in money, but in the chaotic energy a single, cursed sock can bring to your life. The entire operation is powered by a hamster on a wheel and a single flashing banner ad.
Welcome to our family. Welcome to the madness.
